J is for Jiraffe.
Everyone says Jiraffe should be spelt with a G.
Think about it.
A short, stubby, bad tempered, low letter,
For short, stubby, bad tempered, low things like
Guns and groans and gripe and grumble and grim
All hunched up in a grump on the ground.
Someone as…as …
As a Jiraffe,
Needs a J.
Nothing else to say.